We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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