Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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