If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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