Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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