Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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