Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ok first of all what the fuck
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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