Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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