cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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