I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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