I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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