official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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