that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
so much tequila, so little girl.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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