Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
they need to just BURY HIM!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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