i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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