bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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