One girl and one boy is just not enough.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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