I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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