so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
