Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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