Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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