brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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