The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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