i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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