I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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