If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
