In the future we'll all be gay
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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