she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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