Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
