On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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