Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The air taste purple.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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