what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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