What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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