I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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