we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
