My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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