some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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