This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I need moral support for this bender
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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