Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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