When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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