I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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