I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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