how can u be prego again
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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