Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize