btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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