Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
