So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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