Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
