dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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