i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Randomize
