Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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