when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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