her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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