do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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