My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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