Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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