normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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